can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
Randomize
