Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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