you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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