I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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