I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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