She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
