so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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