Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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