it was like having sex with a tree stump
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
This toilet bowl is my home.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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