So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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