If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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