The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
