Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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