Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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