Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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