bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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