Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
The uberlube is also flammable
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Randomize
