i wish peter jackson would direct porn
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
