I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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