hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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