Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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