it wasn't lemon gatorade
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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