so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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