You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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