Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
