they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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