So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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