just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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