So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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