Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You smell like stripper and shame
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Randomize
