no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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