come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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