why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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