Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
That accounts for only three of the penises
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
