nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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