that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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