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(586): View more from Michigan

More tranny stories later!

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me

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(586): View more from Michigan

we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.

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(360): View more from Washington

If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.

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(718): View more from New York

We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.

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(443): View more from Maryland

I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok

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(818): View more from California

look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it

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(801): View more from Utah

His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.

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