I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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