But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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