exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Randomize
