Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Sorry about my life...
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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