Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I'm way too hungover for life right now
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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