Christians are straight up FREAKS
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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