is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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