I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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