Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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