wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'm just crazy horny about you
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I have fence marks all over my body
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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