my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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