Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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