..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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