Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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