tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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