I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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