And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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