we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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