Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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