READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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